Wednesday, July 27, 2011

He's 5 and already dilusional

Bath time is always interesting with the kids. T-Dawg likes to dance in the shower while singing something she heard on the radio. Usually Justin Barfer. Nick prefers a bath with his boats and will sit in the water until his wrinkles have wrinkles and proceed to fart around until I'm ready to scream.

The following conversation ensued tonight during the fart around time and after he started the bath by peeing in the water.

Me: "Dude, quit screwing around."
N: "I'm not mom. I'm shaking the water off."
Me: "Quit jumping around before you slip and fall and hurt your junk."
N: "I won't mom. My junk is made of steel."

They start so young!

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