I wish the kid would have pissed himself

Walking through Haggens' today and Nick starts singing a song he made up. It is apparently called "Drunk Mom" and you just repeat that over and over in a sing song voice.

For the record I wasn't drunk. Nor am I now, although there is a glass of wine calling my name. I'm doing Weight Watchers (10 lbs down and counting) so booze is OK, but you really have to moderate and since I am competing with myself to see if I can go an entire week eating LESS than my daily points, I drink sparingly. I'm losing at my little competition anyway. But still.

What made it embarassing was that there was this guy who heard me ask him what he was saying because it sounded like "dumb mom" and Nick stops, smiles and says "Drunk Mom." The guy starts chuckling as I tell Nicky its not funny. Tyler asks me what is not funny, I say "nothing hon." Nick responds, "Its a song I made up and it goes 'Drunk Mom.'"

I wish the kid would have pissed himself instead.